Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #4040
Always be ready to speak your mind and a base man will avoid you.
Quote #32605
What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a...
Quote #13814
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...
Quote #22413
Nothing is easier than the expenditure of public money. It doesn’t appear to belong...
Quote #13515
I improve on misquotation.
Quote #28167
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate....
Quote #29226
Think, in this batter’d Caravanserai Whose Portals are alternate Night and Day, How Sultn...
Quote #33408
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
Quote #4415
There are three arts which are concerned with all things: one which uses, another...