Quote #9964
I know three things will never be believed-the true, the probable, and the logical.
Quote #13743
The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected.
Quote #174
Never give a sucker an even break.
Quote #14568
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying...
Quote #20908
Be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape...
Quote #7739
Human nature constitutes a part of the evidence in every case.
Quote #6229
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
Quote #25572
I have glorified thee on the earth I have finished the work which thou...
Quote #2812
We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours...
Quote #19756
When the candles are out all women are fair.