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One problem with gazing too frequently into the past is that we may turn...
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I want a busy life, a just mind, and a timely death.
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Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million...
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We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture...
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We begin to see that the completion of an important project has every right...
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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
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Explanation separates us from astonishment, which is the only gateway to the incomprehensible.
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When a man meets catastrophe on the road, he looks in his purse, but...
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Every man is his own hell.