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He wrapped himself in quotations- as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple...
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A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what’s going on.
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I remember a time when everybody I loved hated me because I hated them....
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The big, huge meteor headed toward the Earth. Could nothing stop it Maybe Bob...
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It?s only when the tide goes out that you discover who?s been swimming naked.
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Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
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To those who charge that liberalism has been tried and found wanting, I answer...
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Even in literature and art, no man who bothers about originality will ever be...