Quote #12448
The past is a foreign country: they do things differently there.
Quote #23895
My life has been one great big joke A dance that’s walked A song...
Quote #1961
New York: A third-rate Babylon.
Quote #4739
Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat.
Quote #2702
I did not attend his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I...
Quote #3015
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #19920
Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another’s resemblance to ourselves.
Quote #2131
Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.
Quote #27088
The human mind always makes progress, but it is a progress in spirals.