Quote #26928
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Quote #11059
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
Quote #8614
Those who will not reason are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those...
Quote #33430
Some prices are just too high, no matter how much you may want the...
Quote #3812
It is against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What...
Quote #11465
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
Quote #8732
But when a young lady is to be a heroine, the perverseness of forty...
Quote #10639
The art of dining well is no slight art, the pleasure not a slight...
Quote #11432
Diplomacy: lying in state.
Quote #5157
Think not those faithful who praise all thy words and actions; but those who...