Quote #1954
Insanity: a perfectly rational adjustment to the insane world.
Quote #19378
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they...
Quote #3645
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I...
Quote #20745
I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters,...
Quote #22670
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed...
Quote #32638
The secret of being boring is to tell everything.
Quote #14495
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
Quote #3019
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
Quote #12498
While I thought that I was learning how to live, I have been learning...
Quote #17356
Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.