Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #8831
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god...
Quote #10180
There is only one thing that I dread: not to be worthy of my...
Quote #14627
There is no good arguing with the inevitible. The only argument available with an...
Quote #335
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #3117
Making music should not be left to the professionals.
Quote #32039
Is demum miser est, cuius nobilitas miserias nobilitat. (Indeed, wretched the man whose fame...
Quote #30939
When the mouse laughs at the cat there is a hole nearby.
Quote #33342
Despise not any man, and do not spurn anything for there is no man...
Quote #32792
That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to...