Quote #18748
There’s a certain Slant of light, Winter Afternoons– That oppresses, like the Heft Of...
Quote #32428
You can’t make someone love you, and while you try, you lose the people...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #32622
One great use of words is to hide our thoughts.
Quote #7969
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
Quote #11941
If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.
Quote #29809
Good timber does not grow with ease the stronger the wind, the stronger the...
Quote #26115
Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave,...
Quote #25578
If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.
Quote #26334
If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...