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…it was always said of him Scrooge that he knew how to keep Christmas...
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War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is Strength
Quote #10339
If there were no God, there would be no Atheists.
Quote #498
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
Quote #23492
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around...
Quote #2261
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Quote #168
People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.
Quote #14592
Love thy neighbour as yourself, but choose your neighbourhood.
Quote #10591
The things that one most wants to do are the things that are probably...