Quote #25317
Half of the world’s misery comes from ignorance. The other half comes from intelligence.
Quote #28422
I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I...
Quote #12709
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #26689
I loved you in the morning, our kisses deep and warm, your hair upon...
Quote #25145
Where so many hours have been spent in convincing myself that I am right,...
Quote #28342
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or...
Quote #12219
In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible...
Quote #10283
Plans are worthless, but planning is everything.
Quote #32553
The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you...
Quote #3739
Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion.