Quote #28611
Those who complain most are most to be complained of.
Quote #9537
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Quote #3741
The real question of government versus private enterprise is argued on too philosophical and...
Quote #26755
I love my past. I love my present. I’m not ashamed of what I’ve...
Quote #2522
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Quote #33677
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Quote #20194
Great minds are to make others great. Their superiority is to be used, not...
Quote #24046
Man who say it cannot be done should not interrupt man doing it.
Quote #12802
He that lives on hope will die fasting.
Quote #4482
Give me where to stand, and I will move the earth.