Rita Rudner Quote #364 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.’
Gilbert Keith Chesterton Quote #26494 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I believe in getting into hot water it keeps you clean.
Buddha Quote #19406 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Anger will never disappear so long as thoughts of resentment are cherished in the...
Kin Hubbard Quote #22788 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
Robert C. Murphy Quote #15442 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 To be listened to is, generally speaking, a nearly unique experience for most people....
Anna Quindlen Quote #11227 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28356 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...