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If you’re going to have it – have it all.
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To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.’
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I believe in getting into hot water it keeps you clean.
Quote #6426
Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.
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Anger will never disappear so long as thoughts of resentment are cherished in the...
Quote #6738
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Quote #22788
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
Quote #15442
To be listened to is, generally speaking, a nearly unique experience for most people....
Quote #11227
A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement.
Quote #28356
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...