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Ready money works great cures.
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Thinking to get at once all the gold the goose could give, he killed...
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Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone – but not...
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The poet judges not as a judge judges but as the sun falling around...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich...
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Procrastination is like a credit card it’s a lot of fun until you get...
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We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We...