Quote #8258
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
Quote #12612
Some things are so completely ludicrous that a man must laugh or die. To...
Quote #1473
A hobby a day keeps the doldrums away.
Quote #19658
Time is money.
Quote #1813
Television is for appearing on – not for looking at.
Quote #27596
We heed no instincts but our own.
Quote #15431
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake–which...
Quote #4199
To have little is to possess.To have plenty is to be perplexed.
Quote #17764
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress but...
Quote #14105
Never underestimate the power of the irate customer.