Quote #17557
When the waves are round me breaking,As I pace the deck alone,And my eye...
Quote #29363
It’s a good thing to have all the props pulled out from under us...
Quote #14589
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
Quote #8746
Women are like teabags. You dont know how strong they are until you put...
Quote #30209
The issue of race could benefit from a period of benign neglect.
Quote #28426
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,...
Quote #28634
Cat a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Quote #22662
Never fall out with your bread and butter.
Quote #28319
Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
Quote #34721
You’ve been listening to the adagio from Beethoven’s 7th Symphony. I think Ludwig pretty...