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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
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He who seizes the right moment is the right man.
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The ineffable joy of forgiving and being forgiven forms an ecstasy that might well...
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
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There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing...
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
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God gave us memories that we might have roses in December.
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The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it.
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Everything in life changes you in some way. Even the smallest things. If you...