Quote #7963
We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us.
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Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what...
Quote #33777
The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out...
Quote #17683
More men are killed by overwork than the importance of the world justifies.
Quote #30442
Remember the two benefits of failure. First, if you do fail, you learn what...
Quote #26631
Possession is eleven points in the law.
Quote #5280
Paranoia is a finer scale of reality.
Quote #21406
Just a hurried line…to tell a story which puts the contrast between *our* feast...
Quote #16564
Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
Quote #19438
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of...