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One of the few good things about modern times If you die horribly on...
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“Do you know what a pessimist is?” “A man who thinks everybody is as...
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Love is something like the clouds that were in the sky, Before the sun...
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
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Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don’t...
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You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never...
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Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.
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And for the season it was winter, and they that know the winters of...
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‘Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
Quote #21646
Society is one vast conspiracy for carving one into the kind of statue likes,...