Quote #1874
Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.
Quote #17687
There’s no jealousy in the grave.
Quote #28143
If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
Quote #24159
No, this trick won’t work…How on earth are you ever going to explain in...
Quote #9245
Criticism alone can sever the root of materialism, fatalism, atheism, free-thinking, fanaticism, and superstition,...
Quote #8943
Every great mistake has a halfway moment, a split second when it can be...
Quote #25220
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if...
Quote #30834
I need not fear my enemies because the most they can do is attack...
Quote #24620
We have too many high sounding words, and too few actions that correspond with...
Quote #34731
The day is coming, and it ain’t going to be long, when you ain’t...