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There is not a flower or bird in sight, only a small screen on...
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I am glad that I am not a man, for if I were I...
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I hate women because they always know where things are.
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The one thing that doesn’t abide by majority rule is a person’s conscience.
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If money be not thy servant, it will be thy master. The covetous man...
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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
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There are three classes into which all the women past seventy that ever I...
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Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.
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A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using...