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Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
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Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
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May the gods grant you all things which your heart desires, and may they...
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God cannot alter the past, but historians can.
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One of the hardest things in this world is to admit you are wrong....
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Many men can make a fortune by very few can build a family.
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Life is too short to settle for anything less than a 110 effort
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I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand...
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People can be divided into two classes those who go ahead and do something,...