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Most of those who make collections of verse or epigram are like men eating...
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Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be,...
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A moment’s thought shows that man’s feeling of isolation has no foundation, biologically or...
Quote #32789
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
Quote #24048
There are two perfect men one dead, and the other unborn.
Quote #12148
If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid.
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved...
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A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat...
Quote #22988
All men who have achieved great things have been great dreamers.