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If you don’t learn to laugh at troubles, you won’t have anything to laugh...
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When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to...
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The road to hell is paved with adverbs.
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They say the sun never sets over the British Empire, but it rises every...
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The difficulty lies not so much in developing new ideas as in escaping from...
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I would not vote for the mayor. It’s not just because he didn’t invite...
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Propaganda is a soft weapon hold it in your hands too long, and it...
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There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term...
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It may be said with a degree of assurance that not everything that meets...
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If hunger makes you irritable, better eat and be pleasant.