Quote #3948
Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
Quote #22511
Certainly in the next 50 years we shall see a woman president, perhaps sooner...
Quote #993
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and...
Quote #30975
What one fool can do, another can.
Quote #22612
It is tedious to tell again tales already plainly told.
Quote #23318
Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours....
Quote #31022
American soldiers must be turned into lambs and eating them is tolerated.
Quote #27618
On being an actor .nothing more than a worker in a service occupation ....
Quote #14125
The man who comes with a tale about others has himself an ax to...
Quote #7176
Equality…is the result of human organization. We are not born equal.