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It’s better to be a lion for a day than a sheep all your...
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From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
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There are only three sins – causing pain, causing fear, and causing anguish. The...
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If you start throwing hedgehogs under me, I shall throw a couple of porcupines...
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It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming...
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You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding,...
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We are rich only through what we give; and poor only through we refuse...
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To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid; you must...
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I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that...
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.