Quote #1471
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is...
Quote #268
The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but...
Quote #335
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #21243
They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see...
Quote #29725
I would rather fight with my hands than my tongue.
Quote #24749
Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny.
Quote #33214
It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.
Quote #21919
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
Quote #20795
But then I sigh, and with a piece of scripture,Tell them that God bids...
Quote #21145
We are not afraid to entrust the American people with unpleasant facts, foreign ideas,...