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Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
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If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
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No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.
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A nation that draws too broad a difference between its scholars and its warriors...
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If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
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Even though work stops, expenses run on.
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I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
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I have no money, no resources, and no hope. I am the happiest man...
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It’s counter to common sense, but common sense is only based on a very...