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I stopped believing in Santa Claus at age six when my mother took me...
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This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind.
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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
Quote #16778
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world the unreasonable one persists in trying...
Quote #16478
No horse gets anywhere until he is harnessed. No stream or gas drives anything...
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If you can not find the truth right where you are, where else do...
Quote #20848
Cowards die many times before their deaths The valiant never taste of death but...
Quote #23844
It is easier to exclude harmful passions than to rule them, and to deny...
Quote #7090
What does reason demand of a man? A very easy thing–to live in accord...
Quote #19745
Learn to be pleased with everything with wealth, so far as it makes us...