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Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
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No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
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If Jesus Christ were to come today people would not even crucify him. They...
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As we look deeply within, we understand our perfect balance. There is no fear...
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Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice...
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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I am acutely aware that you have not elected me as your president by...
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There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are...
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There is this paradox in pride – it makes some men ridiculous, but prevents...
Quote #26795
Minor surgery is surgery someone else is having.