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WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
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America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
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If you’re ever stuck in some thick undergrowth in your underwear, don’t stop and...
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit...
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When her last child is off to school, we don’t want the talented woman...
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It has been said that we have not had the three R’s in America,...
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How can you come to know yourself Never by thinking, always by doing. Try...