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I begin to think, that a calm is not desirable in any situation in...
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how...
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Take all your dukes and marquesses and earls and viscounts, pack them into one...
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If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea,...
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Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.
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Certain souls seem hard because they are capable of strong feelings, and they sometimes...
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Truth sits upon the lips of dying men.
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Socialism is nothing but the capitalism of the lower classes.
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Should I marry W. Not if she won’t tell me the other letters in...