Quote #8287
It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you: the one...
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #26748
Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.
Quote #7522
Knowledge, if it does not determine action, is dead to us.
Quote #33437
War is not its own end, except in some catastrophic slide into absolute damnation....
Quote #6914
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #16027
That some should be rich, shows that others may become rich, and, hence, is...
Quote #4956
My words fly up, my thoughts remain below:Words without thoughts never to heaven go.
Quote #32057
I want you to just let a wave of intolerance wash over you. I...
Quote #11219
A man is as old as he feels himself to be.