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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
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Go, lovely rose! Tell her that wastes her time and me That now she...
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While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till...
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On thinking about Hell, I gather My brother Shelley found it was a place...
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Every human being, of whatever origin, of whatever station, deserves respect. We must each...
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist...
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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and...