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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to...
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The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker...
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
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If you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that...
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Only reason can convince us of those three fundamental truths without a recognition of...
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Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
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‘Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and...
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Go often to the house of thy friend; for weeds soon choke up the...
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The older I get, the more I feel almost beautiful…