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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I...
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Climb mountains to see lowlands.
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The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a...
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Decide on some imperfect Somebody and you will win, because the truest truism in...
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It is practically impossible to teach good programming style to students that have had...
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All power in human hands is liable to be abused.
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There is nothing in the Constitution that authorizes or makes it the official duty...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Take the first step in faith. You don’t have to see the whole staircase,...