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They envy the distinction I have won let them therefore, envy my toils, my...
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Instead of burning a guy at the stake, what about burning him at the...
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People think we make 3 million and 4 million a year. They don’t realize...
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There are two things I know about life… Only the good die young but...
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Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent.
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How terrible it is to have wisdom when it does not benefit those who...
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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
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I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
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A man cannot be said to succeed in this life who does not satisfy...
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Despair, in short, seeks its own environment as surely as water finds its own...