Dr. Smiley Blanton Quote #1661 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The truth is that all of us attain the greatest success and happiness possible...
Office Space Quote #18080 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Samir No, not again. I… why does it say paper jam when there is...
Mark Twain Quote #1282 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
Mark Twain Quote #9985 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I was born modest. Not all over, but in spots.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28318 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Ring Lardner Quote #29430 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 ‘Are you lost, daddy’ I asked tenderly. ‘Shut up,’ he explained.
Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield Quote #26447 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Most maxim-mongers have preferred the prettiness to the justness of a thought, and the...
Heinrich Heine, From his play Almansor (1821) Quote #9483 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Where they have burned books, they will end in burning human beings. (Dort, wo...