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The future has a way of arriving unannounced.
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Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.
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It is well to give when asked but it is better to give unasked,...
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The price of greatness is responsibility.
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If you can attain repose and calm, believe that you have seized happiness.
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I told you he had a cash register mind. Rings every time he opens...
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If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know
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They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny...
Quote #23883
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Quote #24527
That’s the nature of women not to love when we love them, and to...