Quote #28360
You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want...
Quote #31158
Man spends his life in reasoning on the past, in complaining of the present,...
Quote #10741
Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps...
Quote #17304
Look and you will find it – what is unsought will go undetected.
Quote #26087
Play is the exultation of the possible.
Quote #28872
Few nations have been so poor as to have but one god. Gods were...
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #996
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than...
Quote #29998
Who rises from a prayer a better man, his prayer is answered.
Quote #8337
Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds.