Quote #6077
Immortality. I notice that as soon as writers broach this question they begin to...
Quote #213
Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are...
Quote #32911
Some people just don’t seem to realize, when they’re moaning about not getting prayers...
Quote #7268
I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #30051
When you take stuff from one writer it’s plagiarism but when you take it...
Quote #6290
The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has...
Quote #32854
‘We were making the future,’ he said, and hardly any of us troubled to...
Quote #1739
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid; you must...
Quote #34842
A sailor without a destination cannot hope for a favorable wind.