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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food...
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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
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Jack You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before
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My wallpaper and i are fighting a duel to death. One or the other...
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How do you govern a country which has 246 different kinds of cheese?
Quote #25009
Truth sits upon the lips of dying men.
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Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just...
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He knows not his own strength that hath not met adversity.
Quote #12299
Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.