Quote #3295
If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?
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I take a grave view of the press. It is the weak slat under...
Quote #13417
the obstinacy of maintaining that everything is best when it is worst.
Quote #6533
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Quote #26042
Do you always want to be right, or do you want to be happy
Quote #32641
To hold a pen is to be at war.
Quote #21390
It is hard to have patience with people who say ‘There is no death’...
Quote #22448
Drink nothing without seeing it Sign nothing without reading it.
Quote #28232
If you’re a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in...
Quote #12851
Life is not a laughing matter, but can you imagine having to live without...