Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #8062
Grieve not that I die young. Is it not well To pass away ere...
Quote #9762
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
Quote #1219
I think it would be a good idea.
Quote #17882
In religion and politics, people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten...
Quote #345
My mother buried three husbands … and two of them were only napping.
Quote #3675
If crime went down 100%, it would still be 50 times higher than it...
Quote #4907
He hath eaten me out of house and home.
Quote #874
Pluralitas non ponenda est sine necessitate
Quote #14412
He only profits from praise who values criticism.