Quote #2028
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe...
Quote #13389
The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do...
Quote #11062
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Quote #14052
An autobiography is only to be trusted when it reveals something disgraceful. A man...
Quote #21734
Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.
Quote #13847
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and...
Quote #10400
It is your attitude at the beginning of a task that determines success or...
Quote #16033
A great fortune in the hands of a fool is a great misfortune.
Quote #7893
The little reed, bending to the force of the wind, soon stood upright again...
Quote #32882
There are two ways of spreading light to be the candle or the mirror...