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Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through...
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Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead...
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I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was...
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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
Quote #20131
To keep a lamp burning we have to keep putting oil in it.
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Tax reform means, ‘Don’t tax you, don’t tax me. Tax that fellow behind the...
Quote #33692
Sure i’m for helping the elderly. I’m going to be old myself some day.
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Funny business, a woman’s career the things you drop on the way up the...
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When the stomach is full, it is easy to talk of fasting.
Quote #21486
Love means never having to say you’re sorry.