Quote #2183
Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief.
Quote #28201
I remember one day I was at Grandpa’s farm and I asked him about...
Quote #9591
If you have a body, you are an athlete.
Quote #3519
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Quote #25493
80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
Quote #11255
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas.
Quote #25892
If, in instructing a child, you are vexed with it for want of adroitness,...
Quote #19859
You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.
Quote #24068
One should be just as careful in choosing one’s pleasures as in avoiding calamities.
Quote #11713
Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him! (said after capture of Saddam)