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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
Quote #11103
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
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The Joker Wait’ll they get a load of ME
Quote #32136
The saying Getting there is half the fun became obsolete with the advent of...
Quote #3265
Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully ignorant.
Quote #28378
I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes...
Quote #16283
A rich man without charity is a rogue; and perhaps it would be no...
Quote #20408
Not that the story need be long, but it will take a long while...
Quote #12126
When in doubt, observe and ask questions. When certain, observe at length and ask...
Quote #2733
The modern age has been characterized by a Promethean spirit, a restless energy that...