Quote #14700
Hay is more acceptable to an ass than gold.
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When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for...
Quote #18975
Dawson Well, all I’m saying is that I want to look back and say...
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #9630
No sadder proof can be given by man of his own littleness than disbelief...
Quote #10409
If a person commit a crime against you, have not the right to forgive...
Quote #28292
If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that...
Quote #28172
I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I...
Quote #29316
Yes, we are all different. Different customs, different foods, different mannerisms, different languages, but...
Quote #22499
Any lady who is first lady likes being first lady. I don’t care what...