Quote #33353
Think about a woman. Doesn’t know you’re thinking about her. Doesn’t care you’re thinking...
Quote #25504
So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.
Quote #26492
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
Quote #11656
Emotion is a rotten base for politics.
Quote #28374
It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never...
Quote #10879
Justice consists not in being neutral between right and wrong, but in finding out...
Quote #8496
I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me...
Quote #22641
Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons.
Quote #12637
Once you learn how to die, you learn how to live.
Quote #29828
Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.